The funniest Myspace spam I have ever read. From Brenda/Tracy

Evidently this is part of two notes, one designed for a man and one for a woman. PLEASE NOTE where the author has a sex/name change in the middle of the note. It is where the !!!!!! is. And, btw he/she had me at "hello (handsome)".

Hello handsome
I like your picture and everything you said on your profile is interesting, anyway My name is brenda am from ohio But Presently in africa...am a sales rep in grocery store but i lost my job the Bcos of m late Mom .....That is why am into buying and selling of goods Beside i own a Little store down in africa..am the only child of my parent before i lost them that is why am here looking for a nice man to start a relationship with and i am new on this website and all i am after is just True love. I am looking for someone who is seriously looking for someone to spend the rest of his life with. I know what I want, I am looking for someone to fall in love with and spend the rest of my life with. My hopes and dreams would be for the rest of my life and eternity! Ive learned through life that love is something that should be cherished and should always be treated with care.I have alot of love to offer someone if its the right person cos I have been waiting a woman who i can love and beloved back.I want and need someone who wants to enjoy true love, and cares enough about it to not play games with it. If You are truly serious about finding Your soulmate , then I would love to talk to you !!!!!! I am a God fearing man and I close to him as I should be. I am a simple man looking for someone to share it with!!!!!!
Someone to make me happy all the time.Someone who is serious minded, always happy, nice,caring,lovely,trustworthy,Godly.I mean someone i can be pround to say this is my wife anywhere at anytime.
Let me know more about you if you wouldn't mind.i beleive you have seen my Picture and have also gone through my profile to see what i want.Get back to me if you think you this person that truely has true love, tell me everything about yourself, send me some pictures of yourself and ask me things you would like to know. I will gladly answer you and then we see what God can do cos i believe we cant get anything done on our own only with the power and grace of God.I hope to hear from you soon. you can add me to your yahoo messenger list so that we can chat better over there..My yahoo IM IS(Yahoo IM deleted - MHN)I Will be waiting for ur adding request Or You can right me on my personal email address which is (email address deleted - MHN)


Tracy